10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

JJ Abrams seems to be the only producer to get me in an actual movie theater. He first accomplished that with Star Trek, then Super 8.

Now comes 10 Cloverfield Lane, the first official blood relative to 2008’s Cloverfield. (Mr. Abrams and others may not agree, but I actually feel Super 8 is worthy of that title.)

Now,  you’d have to be brain-dead to hear Mr. Abrams talk about this film and expect a direct sequel to the eponymous 2008 film. Yet, even I was surprised at the numerous twists and turns this latest entry takes.

Mary-Elizabeth Winstead portrays Michelle, a woman who has decided to end her relationship with her unseen boyfriend, Ben. She’s driving through rural Louisiana talking to him on her cell phone when she’s forced off the road.

When she awakens, she has an IV in one arm and is handcuffed to a bed by one leg. Enter Howard (John Goodman) who explains, in chilling fashion, that no one will be looking for her.

I won’t be the one to give away the various secrets of this film. I suppose that will happen faster than you can spell Wikipedia. I will say that you’ll be trying to figure out what the heck is going on as much as Michelle is.

Honorable mention to John Gallagher, Jr. who portrays Emmett, the third member of Howard’s impromptu family.

Most of the action takes place in Howard’s bunker and it can be quite claustrophobic at times. Yet, a pivotal event occurs and all hell breaks loose.

10 Cloverfield Lane will keep most guessing right to the very end. Director Dan Trachtenberg is to be commended for constructing a film that mostly keeps you on the edge of your seat. The fact that most reviews won’t reveal the secrets of the film should tell you everything you need to know.

Highly recommended!

Out of 5 Stars: โญโญโญโญ+1/2โญ

Rated PG-13 for thematic material including frightening sequences of threat with some violence, and brief language.

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Originally published on 12 March 2016 20:44 on View from the Seats

Twister (1996)

One of the things that gets me about movie reviews is that every thing has to be so subjective. In the case of this little movie, the subjective complaint is PLOT, PLOT, PLOT. A couple of things. First, when a latter-day movie has the name of Twister, what do you expect? A Long Day’s Journey Into NightSchindler’s List? I think not. This movie is for escapism and it should be judged in that context.

Secondly, the movie does have a plot. Hell, there’s even sub-plot.

Bill Paxton is Bill Harding, a TV weatherman chasing his soon-to-be ex-wife Jo (Helen Hunt). You see, Bill wants to get married to psychiatrist Melissa (Jami Gertz) but he can’t until he get Jo to sign the divorce papers. Jo, however, is occupied. See, she is chasing something herself. Tornadoes. She hates them. She’s obsessed by them. So, she hunts them down so she can place small sensors into them. The sensors will give her and other scientists better information about them. While she’s chasing the tornadoes, she’s running away from Bill. She’s playing hard to get, or rather, hard to get rid of. Jo is ambivalent about divorcing Bill. She’s so ambivalent that she’s built his invention, named Dorothy, to launch the sensors into a funnel, if she catches one. Maybe, in the meantime, she’ll catch her man. Again.

So, off they go. Jo’s chasing tornadoes with her rag-tag bunch of storm chasers. Bill is chasing her trying to get her to sign the divorce papers, while trying to convince the aforementioned rag-tag bunch that he’s not back in the storm-chasing game. All the while, Melissa is trying to figure out all the things swirling all about her.

Meanwhile, while Jo’s group is rag-tag, the group headed up by Dr. Jonas Miller (Cary Elwes) is not. It’s slick and para-military. Dr. Miller seems to have ripped off Bill’s designs and constructed a sensor launcher of his own to rival Dorothy. So, it’s a race to see which storm-chasing team gets their device launched first.

I went into the movie house wanting a thrill ride and I got exactly what I wanted. It was an enjoyable experience. I can actually see Twister: The Ride on the Universal Studios tour in the forseeable future. That’s because the movie is just that, a non-stop thrill ride from start to finish with just enough of a plot to let you catch your breath and move the story along.

See for yourself.

Ciao for now!

Saturday Night At The Movies: Jeffrey / To Wong Fooโ€ฆ

Iโ€™m gonna start this way.
Remember in Who Framed Roger Rabbit when Jessica Rabbit told Eddie Valiant : โ€œIโ€™m not bad. Iโ€™m just drawn that way.โ€ Well, both of the following movies had predictable plots. You could see plot turns from a mile away. However, they werenโ€™t bad. They were just written the way they were written. Well, given that proviso, I present my opinions as follows.


Jeffrey
3 stars
(Add a star if you like getting exasperated.)

This movie is a veritable cameo fest, but thatโ€™s not what makes it enjoyable. What makes it enjoyable is the wonderful acting of Patrick Stewart, Michael T. Weiss, and Steven Weber in the lead role as Jeffrey. That aside, there is a cornucopia of cameo appearances by a variety of people that youโ€™re sure to recognize.

Jeffrey is an actor/waiter in New York City whoโ€™s gone thru, by his own admission, about 5000 prior liaisons. Howโ€™s that for hyperbole. Well, maybe it was a bit much, but right away you can see that Jeffrey is not cut out for sex in the 90โ€ฒs. Especially gay sex.

Unfortunately for Jeffrey, gay sex in the 90โ€ฒs means AIDS and itโ€™s driving Jeffrey mad. So, all at once, he decides to give up sex. Of course, as soon as he does, he meets Steve (Weiss). Steve obviously has the hots for Jeffrey and makes his feelings known almost instantly. Jeffrey, however, wants to stick to his decision. So, despite Steveโ€™s pursuit, Jeffrey spurns him at nearly every turn. At one point, Steve (with a little help from his friends) gets Jeffrey to agree to go out with him. At the same time, he lets Jeffrey know that heโ€™s HIV-positive. Resistance turns to avoidance as Jeffrey weedles out of his date.

Jeffrey does all of this despite the advice of his good friend, Sterling. Sterling (Stewart) is an interior decoratorโ€ฆerโ€ฆdesigner whoโ€™s gleefully living with Darius (Brian Batt), an HIV-positive chorus dancer in CATS. Sterling and Darius have a wonderful relationship; yet, despite this, Jeffrey is still afraid of what dating an HIV-positive man.

The balance of the movie becomes Jeffreyโ€™s journey thru life as he balances his obvious fear of getting AIDS with his lust for Steve. Unfortunately, the journey becomes so tortured that at one point youโ€™re looking for The Golden Ticket (from The Last Action Hero) just to jump up on the screen and slap him. What saves your outing are the marvelous performances by Weber, Weiss, Batt, and especially Stewart. Can you say โ€œBest Supporting Actorโ€? He probably wonโ€™t win, but he should as he gives a delightfully camp performance that shows his tremendous range as an actor.

I donโ€™t wanna be too down on Jeffrey. Despite its manipulative scripting and Jeffreyโ€™s insufferable whining, the screenplay does hold a couple of surprises. So, things may not turn out exactly as you expect.

All in all, Jeffrey is an enjoyable way to spend a couple of hours at the movies. Itโ€™s funny and poignant and thereโ€™s a moral as well.


To Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar
3ยฝ stars
(Add a half-star if you donโ€™t mind being manipulated.)

All during the summer, in seeing previews, I was worried about To Wong Fooโ€ฆ being an American version or rip-off of Priscilla: Queen Of The Desert. Trust me, there are a lot of similarities; however To Wong Fooโ€ฆ stands on its own as an enjoyable movie experience. In the audience I sat in, there was laughter and applause throughout and I found myself laughing and applauding along. (I hadnโ€™t expected to.)

Patrick Swayze is Vida Boheme, a drag queen from Bala Cynwyd, PA living in New York City. Bala Cynwyd is pivotal in his story. So is Noxeema Jackson (Wesley Snipes). Boheme and Jackson are friends competing against Chi Chi Rodriguez (John Leguizamo) and others for โ€œDrag Queen of the Yearโ€. Well, as luck would have it, Boheme and Jackson tie for the honors and both win an all-expense paid trip to Hollywood.

Well, Boheme is a queen with a heart. She canโ€™t stand to see Chi Chi, who lives in the same building, so upset about not winning the crown; so, Vida bullies Noxeema into trading their paid-for airline tickets for a car and, together, the three set off to drive cross-country. Shades of Boys On The Side.

Early on, the trio is stopped in the middle of nowhere by a county sheriff (Chris Penn in a hoot of a role). What happens next brings more remembrances of Boys On The Side.

Eventually, our fun-loving โ€œfemalesโ€ end up in Snydersville, a small hamlet where everyone seems to have a problem and our girls have a solution for every single one of them. Despite this manipulation, To Wong Fooโ€ฆ delights at every turn. Itโ€™s laugh-out-loud funny and not at all subtle. Normally, that would be a criticism, but in this case, it turns out to be a refreshing change of pace.

Of course, all of the elements in the story come together for a smaltzy conclusion. But, thatโ€™s OK. Youโ€™ll get all wrapped up in it anyway, just like I did. (Boy, was I surprised.)


Closing Comments

Between the two, I have to admit that I enjoyed To Wong Fooโ€ฆ better. Going in, I thought that a small film would do much better than a major studio release. However, theyโ€™re really different movies and you shouldnโ€™t have to choose between them. So, donโ€™t. Go out and enjoy them both.

Ciao for now!
Mike